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Flirty Pick Up Lines And Flirty Jokes

Clever, Flirty Pick Up Lines And Jokes

Are you feeling flirty tonight? So here’s the beginning of all the flirty pick up lines and flirty jokes .

Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they’re 100% off.

Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.

If you could read my thoughts, you would marry me tomorrow.

Hi, I’m bisexual. I’d like to BUY you a drink…and then get sexual.

You still use Internet Explorer?, you must like it nice and slow.

You smell like trash….. Can I take you out?

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

Mami you on fire…Le’me be the wind and make you even hotter.

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

“Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.”

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

Do You Like Nintendo? Cuz “Wii” Would Look Good Together.

Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

Boy: Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates….. Girl: Why? Boy: Cause I want to take your top off.

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Boy: There are 20 letters in the alphabet right? Girl: (26, I think) Boy: I must have forgotten U R A Q T Girl: (Your still missing one) Boy: I’ll give you the D later

You’re the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you ‘Mommy.’

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.

Forget about Spider man, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen.

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

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Let us know if you get some girls with these flirty pick up lines.

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