Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid because green eggs and damn!
Is your dad a drug dealer Cause you’re so Dope!
Smoking is hazardous to your health and baby; you’re killing me!
There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Most people like to watch the Olympics because they only happen once every four years. I’d preferably talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten, I see!
I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
Do you work at Dick’s? Cause you’re sporting the goods.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Excuse me; I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the reply to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Are you lost, ma’am because heaven is a long way from here.
I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want some more.
You’re kind of, sort of, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
Put down that cupcake. You’re sweet enough already.
Do you want to know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.
My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can’t hold it in.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Hey, baby, you’re so fine you make me stutter. Wha-Wha-what’s your name?
I bet you $20 you’re going to turn me down.
I’m not this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
When I first saw you, I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
I like Legos; you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
Baby, I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.
You may be asked to leave soon; you’re making all the other women look bad.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends an angel has touched me?
Hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Shazaam!”?
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved, and emotional stress can result in physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast because you look magically delicious!
No wonder the sky is gray today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control because I just saw a fox!
I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.