The Most Clever & Flirty Pick Up Lines That Can Also Be Used As Jokes

The Most Clever & Flirty Pick Up Lines That Can Also Be Used As Jokes

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Hello, are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily.”

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Hello, how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I would use my last breath to say; I love you.

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because the reality is finally better than your dreams.

Hey, somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!

There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can’t take them off you.

You are so fine. I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best, a man can get.

Is your name “Swiffer”? Because you just swept me off my feet.

Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” (What?) “This conversation, let’s pick it up later tonight.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate. Well, here I am!

If stars fell every time, I would think of you. The sky would soon be empty.

You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?

Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

You see my friend over there? [Point to a friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

(When a girl is leaving) Hey, aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!

Somebody better call God, because heaven’s missing an angel!

Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.

I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.

Are you Willy Wonka’s daughter, ‘because you look sweet and delicious.

If you were a transformer, you’d be an HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.

If your heart were a prison, I would like to be sentenced to life.

My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

Was you father an alien because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Boy: “Nickel for your thoughts”
Girl: “I thought it was a penny”
Boy: “I think your views are worth more.”

You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else. You’ll set the carpet on fire.

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

Boy: “Will you read my palm?”
Girl: “I don’t see anything”
Boy: “I didn’t expect you to because love is blind.”

Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.

What’s on the menu? Me-n-U