The Most Clever & Flirty Pick Up Lines That Can Also Be Used As Jokes

The Most Clever & Flirty Pick Up Lines That Can Also Be Used As Jokes

You’re like pizza. Even when you are bad, you’re good

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

My friend thinks you’re quite cute, but I don’t. I believe that you’re absolutely gorgeous!

Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll borrow mine.

You have spent so much time in my mind. I should charge you rent.

Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.

Does your father sell diamonds because you are FLAWLESS!

You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

I wish I were cross-eyed so that I could see you twice.

I don’t know if you’re beautiful, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

People call me John, but you can call me tonight.

You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart

I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents. Do you want to be my dime?

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”

Be unique and different, say yes.

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ in the human body? Not in my case.

My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

They say dating is a numbers game so can I get your number?

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks, I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.

Pinch me.
[Why?]
You’re so beautiful I must be dreaming.

Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soo sweet!

I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but I’m Batman!

You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you’re the bomb.

Do you know karate because your body is kickin’?

When God made you, he was showing off.

Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.

Is your dad a terrorist because you are the bomb.

Is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re “mmmm… good!”

You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life!

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here!

Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Let’s make like a fabric softener and ‘Snuggle

I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight. The most heavenly body was standing right next to me.

Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “God” spelled backward with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the sky in the palm of my hand.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

(Put your fingers on the other’s nipples) Hey, here’s (name), coming at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).

Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get “love” and “lust” mixed up.

Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

When I look into your eyes, it is a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

Hey, baby. Did you get a jersey?
[A jersey? Why?]
Because I need your name and number.

Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

This time next year let’s be laughing together.

Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.

Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.