The Most Clever & Flirty Pick Up Lines That Can Also Be Used As Jokes

The Most Clever & Flirty Pick Up Lines That Can Also Be Used As Jokes

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the one you need.

Most guys need three meals a day to keep going. I just need eye contact from you.

Hey, baby, I must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!

Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!

I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.

Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.

Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot ‘n Ready.

I could use some spare change, and you’re a dime.

I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

I have had an awful day, and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!

I just had to talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

I sneezed because God blessed me with you.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Pleased to meet you, I’m (your name), and you are gorgeous!

So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!

I wish I were toilet paper so I can touch your butt.

Are you a flappy bird becauseĀ I can tap you all night.

Were your parent’s Greek Gods, because it takes two gods to make a goddess.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be a beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!

Wow! Are those real?

I blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!

You are the reason men fall in love.

Are you Australian because you meet all of my koala-fications?

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.

You better call Life Alert, because I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.

You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look terrible.

You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

You should be someone’s wife.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

Babe! You look so beautiful I could drink your bath water!

You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!

There must be a light-switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

If you stood in front of a mirror and helped up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.