The Most Clever & Flirty Pick Up Lines That Can Also Be Used As Jokes

The Most Clever & Flirty Pick Up Lines That Can Also Be Used As Jokes

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

You look like a cold glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

Are you a tamale because you’re hot.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Do you want to see a picture of a nice person? (hold up a mirror)

Do you bleach your teeth because your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark? Let’s prove it.

Your ass is so sweet that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

Someone should call the police because you just stole my heart!

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Baby, you’re so hot. You make the equator look like the north pole.

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

You’re hotter than Papa Bear’s porridge.

I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smoking!

If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.

How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.

I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!

You are a 9 – you’d be a perfect ten if you were with me.

Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

You’re so hot; I bet you could light a candle at ten paces.

I can’t believe I’ve been hearing the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find ‘The One,’ all I have time to say is “goodbye.”

Hey, baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!

This isn’t a beer belly. It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.

I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.

Here’s the key to my house, my car, and my heart.

If we shared a garden, I’d put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)

Is your name Summer because you are as hot as hell.

If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery. I would want to win the lottery, but it would be close. Real close.

Do you have any sunscreen? ‘Cause you are burning me up!

See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.

Stare at a girl .
(“What’re you staring at?”)
You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.

You’re hotter than donuts grease.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be McGorgeous.

Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special?

If you could put a price tag on beauty you’d be worth more than Fort Knox.

I must be dancing with the devil because you’re hot as hell.

Boy: “Hi, I’m going to have to ask you to leave!”
Girl: (Why?)
Boy: “The sign says NO SMOKING and you are definitely SMOKIN!”

If you were a steak you would be well done.

Boy: “What’s its gonna take for you to come home with me?”
Girl: “Chloroform!”

Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

Do you have any raisins?
How about a date?

Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.

Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] ‘Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

On The Phone, She/He says: “Hold on” You Say: “Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.”

Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!

Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.

Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

If ur feeling down, I can feel u up

You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

U can call me cake coz I’ll go straight to ur ass

That dress looks great on u. As a matter of fact, so would I!

Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

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