Love Pick Up Lines To Use On Girls & Guys
Welcome to the world of loving and romantic Pick Up Lines which will impress your loved one for sure. We have selected some of best Love Pick Up Lines from around the web.
“You look a lot like my third wife (this next really deserves a “Vaudevillian” style rimshot) …of course, I’ve only been married twice!”
“I think you’re the light at the end of my tunnel.”
Are you a kleptomaniac-or did you steal my heart on purpose?
Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me cross.
If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
“Girl, after looking at you I could gouge my eyes out.
” So how was heaven when you left?”
(Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)
“I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.”
(Guy looks at the tag on the girls shirts and says…)
Yep Made in heaven.
If I follow you home will you keep me?
You look almost perfect…the only thing I can see that’s wrong is your lips…they’re not touching mine.
(Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.)
She would say,”What are doing”
respond,”Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.”
I hope you know CPR. Because you take my breath away!
“I’m having a really bad day and it always makes me fell better when I see a pretty girl smile so would you smile for me?”
(Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)
“You’re under arrest!”
“For stealing my heart.”
you: How are you feeling today?
you: I asked how you were feeling, not how you looked.
Say girl..Ii’m baking a cake and it taste kinda bitter…..can you put your finger in it for the right amount of sweetness.
Should I call in the morning or just nudge you?
If beauty was a drop of water, then you’d be the ocean.
Is that bruise from when you fell from heaven?
“If we were ever stuck in a desert together, we wouldn’t need a camel ’cause what good would smoking do?”
“Is your father a plumber? (no, why?) ’cause when you come in the room, it seems so clogged.”
“Was your father a thief?”
“Oh, because I could’ve sworn he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.”
“I don’t mean to bother you, but I had to come over and introduce my self; otherwise I’ll be kicking myself for days.”
I am lost, can you give me some directions?
(girl says sure where to)
To your heart.
Be original, say yes!