We have selected the 27 extremely romantic pick up lines you should say to your love.
“You look a lot like my third wife (this next deserves a “Vaudevillian” style rimshot) of course; I’ve only married twice!”
“I think you’re the light at the end of my tunnel.”
Are you a kleptomaniac or did you steal my heart on purpose?
Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me cross.
If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
“Girl, after looking at you I could gouge my eyes out.
” So how was heaven when you left?”
(Pick up a flower and walk over to the girl.)
“I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.”
(Guy looks at the tag on the girl’s shirts and says)Yep Made in heaven.
If I follow you home will you keep me?
You look almost perfect. The only thing I can see that’s wrong is your lips. They’re not touching mine.
(Take a look at the tag on the girl’s shirt, jacket, etc.)
She would say,”What are you doing.”
Respond,”Oh, just checking to see if you are made in Heaven.”
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!
“I’m having an awful day, and it always makes me fell better when I see a cute girl smile so would you smile for me?”
(Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)
“You’re under arrest!”
“For stealing my heart.”
You: How are you feeling today?
You: I asked how you were feeling, not how you looked.
Say, girl, I’m baking a cake, and it tastes quite bitter. Can you put your finger in it for the right amount of sweetness?
Should I call in the morning or just nudge you?
If beauty were a drop of water, then you’d be the ocean.
Is that bruise from when you fell from heaven?
“If we were ever stuck in a desert together, we wouldn’t need a camel ’cause what good would smoking do?”
“Is your father a plumber? (no, why?) ’cause when you come in the room, it seems so clogged.”
“Was your father a thief?”
“Oh, because I could’ve sworn he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.”
“I don’t mean to bother you, but I had to come over and introduce myself; otherwise I’ll be kicking myself for days.”
I am lost. Can you give me some directions?
(girl says sure where to)
To your heart.
Be original, say yes!