Most persons think that scientists are some quiet breed, lost in a world of ideas and assumptions. But the fact is that many scientists want attention and praise. Remember Don’t try to prove them that you’re smart. Everybody knows that Scientists are incredibly talented and smart, so there’s no reason in attempting to compete with them. “I would never have imagined that you’re a scientist when I first saw you.” It’s the worst thing you should say on a first date. You should understand that it’s not a compliment. It’s criticism.
Who doesn’t love a pickup line? To inspire someone, we’ve selected some of our favorite pick up lines about Science for you. The following lines are funny (and some of the lines are serious too) collected from the internet.
Do you like Science? Totally unoriginal I know.
How can I know hundreds of pi digits… but not the 11 digits of your phone number?
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be black at night!
Do you work for NASA because you’re out of this world!
You’ve got some beautiful apparatus.
Do you like Science because I’ve got my ion you!
I don’t know if it’s igneous or metamorphic, but baby, you rock!
You know the big bang theory? Your ass is like the big bum theory girl. But no worries, I love it.
Do you like flowers? Cause you’re the pistil to my stamen!
“What’s your opinion on the theory of relativity?”
Ay gurl, You must be immune to my white blood cells, because you are killing me.
Ay gurl, Do you dissociate completely because you’re electrifying.
“Based on my research, as soon as I saw you I concluded that we’d be heading back to either your place or mine.”
Ay gurl, You must be exothermic, because I think you’re hot.
When I’m near you I undergo anaerobic respiration—you take my breath away.
Ay gurl, Do you have a high current because I can’t resist you.
We’re a galvanic cell. Can’t you feel the electricity flowing between us?
I think I just solved the big bang theory in my pants.
Even if there were no gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you!
Hey baby, how about we turn some this potential energy into kinetic energy?
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Hey baby, if I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put Uranium and Iodine together 😉
Engineers don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can’t get the job done.
Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the sun, moon, and stars, and deliver!
You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
You’re so cute because you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
Are you a hydrogen-based star because you’re some stellar fusion.
Let’s go back to my place its Boron here.
We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you.
Hey baby, let me be your derivative so I can lay tangent to your curves.
Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2
Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you’re a big part of that.
Wanna couple our equations tonight?
Do you want a dance? I can put your inertia in motion.
We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
It’s like you have a positive charge and I have a negative charge. There’s attraction between us.
Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
You’re like an exothermic reaction. You spread your hotness everywhere!
You draw the prettiest integral symbols- they’re as elegant as swans.
Girl you must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon because you are Fine.
“You’re one of the few people I would trust to take good bio notes for me while I’m gone,”
You must be auxin because you’re causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
You know why Men are so much sexier than women because you can’t spell sexy without “xy.”
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
You are the HCl to my NaOH, let’s make sweet love and make an ocean together.
Is it getting hot in here? Or is it just our bond that is forming?
Baby, you must be made of mica rock because you have perfect cleavage.
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
Let’s meet somewhere. Bring your beaker, and I’ll bring my stirring rod.
I want to stick to you like glue-cose.