28 Hilariously Flirty Baseball Pick Up Lines

28 Hilariously Flirty Baseball Pick Up Lines

This page shares the best funny, and dirty Baseball pick up lines for MLB/ baseball fans. Share with your friends or loved one who loves baseball. We hope that it will help you start the ball rolling.

Are you Sonny Gray cause I just want to stare at your curves all day.

I’ve already striked out three times today, let’s not make it 4.

As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.

All the other guys out there are like broken bats. I’m a real, hardwood.

If you were a baseball mitt, you catch fly balls?

Are you in the outfield because you’re an angel.

I’m the type girl that’ll let you score behind home plate.

Are you in the on-deck circle, or is that halo?

I’m an umpire – give me your number so I can make the call.

The girl is baseball because I want to hit him.

How about you and I play a few extra innings?

Are we in the bullpen because you’re warming me up.

You’re getting a long one tonight, and I’m not talking about the Home Run Derby.

Are you Anthony Recker because I just want to let you pull my dinger.

Play in my extra innings. I guarantee I’m a long reliever.

Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.

They call me the Arizona D’Backs because I always play ball games late into the night.

Would you just take one for the team, and go out with me?

Can you tame my Diamondback? Everybody else has.

Uhhhh, my lead off’s not great, and though I may be off base, I’d like to take you on a date.

I’m falling in glove with you.

Want to come over and calculate some FIP.

Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Because if you do, that’s cool. I’m not picky.

What’s the ‘win probability’ of me taking you home tonight, baby?

Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.

Babe, I didn’t forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?

You can call me the A’s because I’m destroying that Kitty right now.

Choosing her over you was like picking Josh Hamilton over Torii Hunter. I regret it every moment of my life.

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