Are your pick up lines are strong as your golf game? You would need these golf pick up lines to put it in the hole.
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
I hope you like it rough because I don’t replace my divots.
From the minute I saw you, I’ve had a vertical shaft angle.
I guarantee to lick your balls spotless and shine your shaft prior and then afterward each use during the next golf season.
Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a long drive and I’d like to put my wood in it?
Your putt looks great in those jeans.
Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however, I’m willing to screw in them.
Do you want to be my caddy? You look like you’d be a great ball-washer.
So what’s it going to be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?
So this golf ball was fortunate for me on the course, however, is it sufficiently lucky to get your number?
I’m a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?
You look like Carrie Underwood.
There’s also a bag called my pussy, and he can put his clubs in there.
I’m still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
I’m known on tour for having a lengthy club.
Might you want to see my Slazenger alongside my naturally cleaned balls?