The 17 Most Hilarious Golf Pick Up Lines To Put Your Balls In The Hole

The 17 Most Hilarious Golf Pick Up Lines To Put Your Balls In The Hole

Are your pick up lines are strong as your golf game? You would need these golf pick up lines to put it in the hole.

I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?

I hope you like it rough because I don’t replace my divots.

From the minute I saw you, I’ve had a vertical shaft angle.

I guarantee to lick your balls spotless and shine your shaft prior and then afterward each use during the next golf season.

Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a long drive and I’d like to put my wood in it?

Your putt looks great in those jeans.

Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however, I’m willing to screw in them.

Do you want to be my caddy? You look like you’d be a great ball-washer.

So what’s it going to be today, Stroke Play or Skins?

How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?

So this golf ball was fortunate for me on the course, however, is it sufficiently lucky to get your number?

I’m a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?

You look like Carrie Underwood.

There’s also a bag called my pussy, and he can put his clubs in there.

I’m still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.

I’m known on tour for having a lengthy club.

Might you want to see my Slazenger alongside my naturally cleaned balls?

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