Funny Soccer Pick Up Lines
Best Soccer Pick Up Lines which might spark a conversation between people who love soccer. Pickuplinesworld collected these these hilarious and funny Soccer Pick Up Lines AKA British Football from the internet. Share and enjoy funny and Cute soccer Pick Up Lines.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
I’m like Arsenal: I’ll stay on top but I’ll finish second.
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
Are you David Beckham? Because I’d bend for you.
Is your name Luis? Because i am hot as Figo without the ego.
Is your name Patrice? Because i want to keep you for Evra.
Are you Valdes? Because i want to teach you how to handle balls.
Hey is your name Vincent? Because i really need your Kompany.
You’re allowed to use your hands in this game.
Is your name Joe? Cause you’ve won my Hart.
Are you Messi? Cause i am dribbling all over you.
I won’t give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
Can you be Zidane tonight? Because i want some head.
I like Ronaldo, But I’d like to get Messi.
Are you Suarez? Cause i’ll let you bite me all night.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions….Just letting you know!
I bet you play soccer because you’re a keeper.
Hey, did ya know I’m part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.
I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
Guy: Wanna go out?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: It’s just like soccer, just because there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you cant score.