Teacher Pick Up Lines

Teacher Pick Up Lines

Teacher Pick Up Lines Funny And Dirty

Are you looking for funniest teacher pick up lines? These pickup lines can be used both by and on teachers. Feel free to use or share them, and make everyone laugh.

I am gonna do anything to get an A.

Hey girl! I know mondays are hard, but you can get through it. Teach on girl.

I am weak in studying but you can punish me hard as you can.

If you were my homework I’d slam you down on my desk and do you!

Hey girl! That lesson ran bell-to-bell and included a motivation, whole class and group activities, higher order questioning, and a meaningful summary? Your organizational skills are out of this world.

Hey wanna sign my yearbook with you big pen.

Hey girl! I like my women how i like my bulletin boards. Bright, engaging and well-informed.

If I were a math teacher, I’d say that one plus two equals me and you!

Hey girl! It’s ok to use a stick day just for your own mental health.You work hard and make a difference take some time for yourself. Your students will understand.

I do an early practice at 5am, if you want to come over, I can make you breakfast..

Hey girl! Wine on a school night. Let me pour you a glass.

Hit the showers, it’s time for handball lessons.

Hey girl! From now on your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and i’ll stay up late to help you color code data. Just thought you should know.

Hey girl! You really rocked that new seating arrangement-way to separate the walkers.

Hey teacher! You reached students on a whole new level when you incorporated film into the curriculum. Let’s turn on a movie and try out a new learning style.

We’re going to find out if 35 goes into 16.

Baby, I know my math, and you’ve one significant figure.

Hey girl! If i had to write a report card on you, i’d give you straight F’s….for Fabulous

I’ve been a naughty school boy. You should teach me a lesson.

Is that a pen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

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