20 Incredibly Funny Teacher Pick Up Lines To Make Your Teacher LOL

20 Incredibly Funny Teacher Pick Up Lines To Make Your Teacher LOL

If you’re are attracted to your teacher and don’t know where to start, then you’re in the right place. Some of you’ll think “Why on earth I would you do this?” Well, it’s not necessary to use these teacher pick up lines to flirt with them. You can use these to lines to make your teacher laugh if she/he is a jolly and cheerful person who enjoys life to the fullest.

I am going to do anything to get an A.

Hey, girl! I know Mondays are hard, but you can get through it. Teach on girl.

I am weak in studying, but you can punish me hard as you can.

If you were my homework, I’d slam you down on my desk and do you!

Hey, girl! That lesson ran bell-to-bell and included a motivation, whole class and group activities, higher order questioning, and a meaningful summary? Your organizational skills are out of this world.

Hey, wanna sign my yearbook with you big pen.

Hey, girl! I like my women how I like my bulletin boards. Bright, engaging and well-informed.

If I were a math teacher, I’d say that one plus two equals you and me!

Hey, girl, It’s ok to use a stick day just for your mental health. You work hard and make a difference take some time for yourself. Your students will understand.

I do an early practice at 5 am, if you want to come over, I can make you breakfast.

Hey, girl! Wine on a school night. Let me pour you a glass.

Hit the showers; it’s time for handball lessons.

Hey, girl! From now on your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and I’ll stay up late to help you color code data. Just thought you should know.

Hey, girl! You rocked that new seating arrangement-way to separate the walkers.

Hey, teacher! You reached students on a whole new level when you incorporated film into the curriculum. Let’s turn on a movie and try out a new learning style.

We’re going to find out if 35 goes into 16.

Baby, I know my math, and you’ve one significant figure.

Hey, girl! If I had to write a report card for you, I’d give you straight F’s for Fabulous

I’ve been a naughty school boy. You should teach me a lesson.

Is that a pen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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