Thanksgiving is a day of blessings, thanks, and stuffing (Don’t get us wrong. We’re talking about Thanksgiving stuffing recipes). If you’re single and already attached to someone but still have a wandering eye? Thanksgiving is the perfect day to show or express your emotions. It’s time to decide whether or not bring that special person at Thanksgiving family dinner. Try one of these funny, cheesy Thanksgiving Day pick up lines to make a start and show your love.
I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.
Would you like to try some of this dark meat?
Thanksgiving dinner isn’t the only thing that will make you want to loosen your belt.
Wow, that’s one fantastic spread!
Those juicy breasts are making me hungry!
Do you have Turkey legs? Wear sweatpants, no one will notice.
Do you want to take a look at my meat thermometer?
I put the “pump” in pumpkin pie.
I’ve got a little something for you to gobble on.
Baby, I can make your Plymouth rock!
Do you want to ride my Mayflower?
Are you a turkey because I just want to gobble gobble gobble you up.
Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
Let’s build a Thanksgiving bonfire.You bring the log and I’ll provide the heat.
I’d love to get you in my gravy boat.
I can give you something to be thankful about really!
I like my men like I like my turkey: juicy with a big wishbone.
You look like a master chef.How’d you like to stuff my bird?
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
There’s only one cavity that I want to stuff if you know what I mean.
You can call me Tryptophan because you’ll be all sleepy after I’m done with you!
You’re the only girl I’d ever share my secret method to moist turkey with!
Pretend I’m a turkey and just stuff it in see.
I’m the opposite of a turkey. I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!
Are you a turkey cause your about to get stuffed?
I like my men like I like my turkey. Firm, well-seasoned, and in someone else’s mouth.
No need to get up for seconds! I’m more than happy to let you gobble off of my plate!
So, technically we’re not blood-related, right? Cause those juicy breasts are making me hungry!
Why don’t you put down that second piece of pie, pretty pilgrim? I think it’s high time you discovered my Plymouth Rock.