Welcome to the huge collection of funny Valentine’s Day pick up lines you could ever find on the internet.
I’m sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but if you want something sweet, I’m right here.
Once you go Cupid, the rest are just stupid!
I bought you 12 roses for Valentine’s Day – 11 real and one fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?
Hello, Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
You break my heart into 15 unique, chewable pieces. Just like a Whitman’s Sampler.
Going on a date with me is WAY better than eating a bag of those weird, chalky heart candies with sayings on them.
Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine’s Day.
I’ll be your “alentine” for now. You’ll need to give me the “V” after dinner.
When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine’s Day movie.