Funny Magic The Gathering Pick Up Lines
You’re the prettiest girl I’ve Avacyn.
Do you have vigilance? Cause I’d tap that all night long.
If I needed to pick between drawing a card at moment speed for 1U with flashback and a night with you. I wouldn’t think twice about it.
Hey girl, I really wish I had a Time Warp, so I could be with you once more.
Hey baby, Do you love convoke, cause I need to tap your Corpsejack Menace with my Siege Wurm.
I’ll Wipe Away your Shadow of Doubts about me. You cant have a Counter-spell for that.
Wanna see my Armada Wurm?
What bar are you going to where you can beer as an instant rather than a sorcery?
I call my dick the noble hierarch. It gets bigger when i send it to the red zone and i can tap it for white mana.
I claim Black Lotus. Wanna see?
Hey baby, I won’t Flaccify under pressure.
Hey baby want to tap my lands till the mana comes out?
I’d perform a Dark Ritual just to get you to notice me.
I’d tap that so hard it wouldn’t untap during its controllers next untap step.
Are you Brian Kibler? Because you are so sexy it’s ridiculous.
Hey girl, Are you a Hellkite Tyrant? Because you just stole my Coldsteel Heart.
Hey, I’m part Eldrazi. Want to let me annihilate your Fertile Ground?
I’d love to share my Armadillo Cloak with you.
Can I put my Null Rod in your Knowledge Pool?
Ay girl, Are you ready for an Overwhelming Stampede Card.
Are you a Green Mage? Because you just gave me a Giant Growth.
Is it accurate to say that you are a Red mage? Since I can feel a few sparks flyin’.
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