22 Silly Magic The Gathering Pick Up Lines You’ll Feel Guilty Laughing At

22 Silly Magic The Gathering Pick Up Lines You’ll Feel Guilty Laughing At

You’re the prettiest girl I’ve Avacyn.

Do you have vigilance? Cause I’d tap that all night long.

If I have to pick between drawing a card at the moment speed for 1U with flashback and night with you. I wouldn’t think twice about it.

Hey, girl, I wish I had a Time Warp so that I could be with you once more.

Hey baby, Do you love to convoke, cause I need to tap your Corpsejack Menace with my Siege Wurm.

I’ll Wipe Away your Shadow of Doubts about me. You can’t have a Counterspell for that.

Do you want to see my Armada Wurm?

What bar are you going to where you can buy beer in an instant rather than a sorcery?

I call my dick the noble hierarchy. It gets bigger when I send it to the red zone, and I can tap it for white mana.

I claim Black Lotus. Do you want to see?

Hey, baby, I won’t Flaccify under pressure.

Hey, baby want to tap my lands till the mana comes out?

I’d perform a Dark Ritual just to get you to notice me.

I’d tap that so hard it wouldn’t untap during its controllers next untap step.

Are you Brian Kibler because you are so sexy it’s ridiculous.

Hey girl, Are you a Hellkite Tyrant because you just stole my Coldsteel Heart.

Hey, I’m part Eldrazi. Want to let me annihilate your Fertile Ground?

I’d love to share my Armadillo Cloak with you.

Can I put my Null Rod in your Knowledge Pool?

Ay girl, Are you ready for an Overwhelming Stampede Card.

Are you a Green Mage? Because you just gave me a Giant Growth.

Is it accurate to say that you are a Red mage since I can feel a few sparks flying?

Hope that you will like these lines.

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