Skyrim Pick Up Lines For Video Game Geeks
This post shares the best Skyrim pick up lines you could ever find on the internet. A must see pick up lines for all the Skyrim fans.
Are you able to hold my dragon bone?
The guards are always taking arrows to their knees. But when I saw you I took an arrow to heart.
Did you know Fus Roh Dah? Cause you are blowing me away!
If my pickpocket experience were greater, I’d steal your heart.
If I didn’t have you, babe, I’d have to live in Solitude.
Hey, baby, I haven’t got no loincloth under this armor.
Sorry bout that knee, I was shooting for your heart.
Every little thing you do is Magicka!
Is that an arrow in your knee, or are you just happy to see me?
You must have swallowed a potion of ultimate stamina, cause you happen to be running through my mind all day long.
I’m no vampire, but I can still be Champion of the Night.
Your eyes are exactly like Amethysts… Flawless.
You have to be made of Skooma, cause I just got hooked on you.
Hey, their sweet roll, I just cast oak flesh, if you know what I mean.
Do you want to see my long sword doing his thing.
I bet adoring you comes with lots of perks.
It’s not how big the staff that matters but actually the magic within.
I may be looking like a nord, but I’m a red guard in my pants and a khajiit in the bed.
Do you think you’re better one-handed or two-handed?
I may not have pointed ears, but every time you are around I become a wood elf.
Could you be the Dragonborn? Cause I’m going to make you shout all night long.
I hope you like things hot. I’m a Py-Romancer.
Have you been a member of the Thieves Guild? Because you just stole my heart.
You’ve got to be a master of illusion, simply because all I see is you.
Is that an Amulet of Mara you’re wearing?
Could you be wearing an Amulet of Talos? Because you are decreasing my time between shouts by 20%!
I don’t need the Thu’um to bend your will.
Could you be the Dragonborn? Because I’m sure, I could watch you sucking out my dragon’s soul.
Never slept with a werewolf? We are restless in the bed.
FUS RO DAAAAMN girl you fine!When we are done, you’re likely to be calling me the Tenth Divine.