If you’re a stoner, you may know well that smoking session is an ideal opportunity to make a hit on someone you are attracted to. The eye contact, music, touching each other hand, licking and rolling the joint, the opportunities are endless. Some peoples are great at flirting when they’re high while some suck. Whether you are good or bad at flirting while high, let these 15 weed pick-up lines help you start the joint rolling.
Hey! Let’s make like a blunt and roll.
I wish you were a joint. I’d roll you over and lick you up and down.
Is that a 9 inch joint in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
I’ve got 2 boarding passes. Let’s catch a flight and see where we land.
Excuse me, ma’am. Are you a joint because you’re smoking?
Girl, I don’t need a lighter cause you’re already on fire.
What kind of grinder are you using because you’re extra fine?
You wanna come over to my place and suck my bong?
I’ve got an 18-Inch piece. Want to see?
Do you smoke pot because weed be cute together?
Your eyes are as green as the weed I’m smoking.
(Just stare for 20 seconds) Wait, What’s your name again?
I just saw you from across the room and thoguht “I bet she needs a taco right now, too.”
If you’re looking for da shit, you can stop looking. I can get you elevated.
My love 420 will not be the same without you.