Stupid And Worst Pick Up Lines Ever Which Can Bodily Harm You
Welcome to the stupid and worst pick up lines you could ever find on internet. These are the worst Pick Up Lines Ever Which Can Bodily Harm You.
Instant earn you a slap every time guaranteed worst pick up lines:
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
If you’re going to regret this in the morning I am willing to sleep until the afternoon.
Let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you.
Roses are red, widows wear black, and what will it take to you get on your back?
I know I can’t have your cherry but can I have the box it came in?
Do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?
You be the Dairy Queen. I’ll be your Burger King. You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
I wish you were a plastic horse on a carousel so I could ride you all day for a quarter.
How much will a twenty get me?
I must have died and gone to heaven, because you look like an angel to me.
I only have three months to live want to help me make every moment count?
Does your boyfriend know you are here?
I forgot my phone number, can I have yours?
Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!
Is your father a pirate? That’s a lot of bootie!
Well here I am what are your other two wishes?
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, and I have warts, so will you.
Would you like to hold the priesthood?
You look like my World of War craft toon, shall we head to my place and do some PVP?
If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
I want you to have my children, (wait) they are in the car outside.
Would you like to be the mother of my demon spawn?
You, Me, and a midget make three.
You look so fine I could drink your bathwater. (May also substitute with can I be your bathwater)
You’re hotter than my daughter.
Your mom was good so I thought you would be too.
If you were a drug, I would overdose!
I am not the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
You are so gorgeous, I would marry your brother just to be related to you.
If I pet you, would you follow me home?